Issue Nine

Greetings, and welcome to The /x/ Files, the weekly news digest for 4chan’s Paranormal board. Every Sunday, we take a quick snapshot of the mysterious world around us and bring it, in an easily readable magazine format, to the board. I am The Editor, the anonymous creator of this idea and collector of the news that will be following below. In the interests of legitimacy, I will be using a secure tripcode to post the thread; once the posts are completed, I will take the tripcode off and return to my anonymity.

Did everyone watch Awesome Games Done Quick this year? Over a million dollars raised to end cancer, and all because some guys are really, really good at videogames. That’s pretty cool, if you ask me. You know what else is cool? Four new elements on the periodic table, thousands of pink bottles washing up on a remote British beach, metal balls raining on Vietnam, and a US presidential candidate promising full disclosure on UFOs. All that is in the news, along with a couple more weird stories, the C2C roundup, and all your favorite paranormal podcasts, in Issue Nine of The /x/ Files!
Table of Contents:

1: Paranormal News of the Week
2: Radio Show Roundup
3: Paranormal Podcasts
4: Editor’s Note

Paranormal News of the Week
Strange video shows ‘Devil tree’ burning from the inside

A video posted to Youtube on December 21, 2015, shows a tree burning from the inside out while producing very little smoke. The disturbing spectacle was discovered by two hikers who happened to come across it while out walking in the woods near the city of Defiance in Ohio. One of the men took out his cellphone and started to film the fire as it slowly engulfed the inside of the tree while leaving the outer trunk and branches untouched. Even more peculiar was the almost complete lack of smoke from the blaze despite its apparent intensity.

Four new elements added to periodic table

The periodic table has been given four new elements, changing one of science’s most fundamental pieces of knowledge. Elements 113, 115, 117 and 118 will now be added to the table’s seventh row and make it complete, after they were verified by the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry on December 30, 2015. All of the four new admissions are man-made. The super-heavy elements are created by shoving lighter nuclei into each other and are found in the radioactive decay — which only exists for a tiny fraction of a second before they decay into other elements. The elements have been worked on since at least 2004, when studies began showing the discovery and priority of element 113. But they have all now satisfied the strict tests to be admitted to the periodic table.

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Clinton vows to investigate UFOs and Area 51

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has promised that if she is elected as the next president of the United States she will “get to the bottom” of questions and controversy over what the U.S. government knows about UFOs and aliens. Clinton reportedly made the promise during an interview with The Conway Daily Sun reporter Daymond Steer while campaigning in New Hampshire. When Steer asked the Democratic candidate about her position on UFOs and ETs and whether she would support efforts by UFO disclosure groups, she answered, “Yes, I am going to get to the bottom of it.”

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Mystery pink bottles wash up along UK coast

The bizarre problem began on January 3rd, when the brightly-colored bottles turned up on Britain’s southernmost shores. Volunteers at Poldhu Beach in Cornwall have since been attempting the unenviable task of picking them all up, however more are arriving all the time and it looks like they might continue to deluge the coast for weeks. Ross Hocking, owner of the Poldhu Beach cafe, said up to 3,000 bottles had washed up on Poldhu beach since Sunday – with more surfacing every minute. The 30-year-old said: “I think they will be coming in for months. The way the wind and tide is going, it will be a long time before they stop completely coming in.” Other unusual flotsam that has previously washed up on the beach includes millions of Lego pieces in the ‘90s, and a large number number of lighters, he added.

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Deformed Mountain Lion Found With Fangs in Forehead

It sounds like a hoax: A mountain lion with a second set of teeth growing out of its forehead. But the Idaho Department of Fish and Game has confirmed that the young male mountain lion legally shot south of Preston had a growth on its head with a full set of fangs. The growth, which hints at the snout of another cougar, had small whiskers as well. It came to the department’s attention after it was shot at by a landowner, who saw it attacking a neighbor’s dog. Although the mountain lion ran off, the hunter followed it into the hills with his hounds and eventually killed it.

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Giant metal balls fall from sky over Vietnam

The Vietnamese military seized three metal balls that fell from the sky on Saturday, January 9th. The mysterious objects landed in northern Vietnam where witnesses from the Tan Dong and Bao Dap communities heard thunder-like sounds and saw “flying objects” in the sky before the metal balls crash-landed. The two smaller metal balls weighed 250 grams and 6 kilograms respectively. The third and largest metal ball weighed 35 to 45 kilograms, and is as big as an exercise ball. This is the fifth reported incident of metal spheres falling from the sky in the past three months; three of which landed in Spain, the fourth landing in Turkey.

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“For Allah” Inscription Found on Viking Era Ring

Ancient tales about Viking expeditions to Islamic countries had some elements of truth, according to recent analysis of a ring recovered from a 9th century Swedish grave. Featuring a pink-violet colored stone with an inscription that reads “for Allah” or “to Allah,” the silver ring was found during the 1872-1895 excavations of grave fields at the Viking age trading center of Birka, some 15.5 miles west of Stockholm. “The Viking Sagas and Chronicles tell us of Viking expeditions to the Black and Caspian Seas, and beyond, but we don’t know what is fact and what is fiction in these stories,” said Sebastian Wärmländer of Stockholm University. “The mint condition of the ring corroborates ancient tales about direct contacts between Viking Age Scandinavia and the Islamic world.”

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Radio Show Roundup
Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

Monday: Rise of Robots/Cryptid Lore

In the first half, Martin Ford discussed how technology, AI, and robotics are moving toward making many “good jobs” obsolete. In the latter half, cryptozoologist Ken Gerhard talked about sightings of various cryptids such as Bigfoot, Mothman, and the Loch Ness Monster, as well as his investigations into anomalous events and creatures in the state of Alaska.

Tuesday: Trends of 2016/Psychic Investigating

In the first half, business consultant and financial writer George Ure discussed his analysis of the economy, and trends unfolding in 2016. In the latter half, psychic Gale St. John spoke about her work with police departments around the country as a psychic detective working on murder and missing person cases.

Wednesday: 2016 Timetraks/ET Disclosure

In the first half, futurist Paul Guercio and physicist Dr. George Hart, who developed a software-based forecasting technology called the Merlin Project, discussed their timetraks for world events, as well as the 2016 presidential candidates. In the latter half, political activist and lobbyist Stephen Bassett discussed the latest developments happening in the push for government disclosure of what they know.

Thursday: Mind Control & Programming/The Tarot

In the first half, medical intuitive, author and lecturer Stewart Swerdlow talked about mind control and various concepts such as “end times programming,” and a “staged alien invasion.” In the latter half, clinical psychologist Art Rosengarten discussed the 600-year old Renaissance-based Tarot deck and how it’s potentially a high-powered psycho-spiritual instrument for the 21st century that can help us to explore personal, cultural, political, and global problems of our age.

Friday: Conspiracy Insights/Open Lines

Alternative news program BUZZSAW’s host, and son of acclaimed director Oliver Stone, Sean Stone joined guest host Jimmy Church to share his insights on conspiracies and current events. Open lines followed.

Paranormal Podcasts
Last Podcast on the Left: Leonard Lake and Charles Ng Part IV: Roughly Ten Cats

It’s the conclusion to the saga of Leonard Lake and Charles Ng on this week’s Last Podcast as we cover the pair’s inevitable arrest, the gruesome discoveries made after their capture, and the bizarre trial of Charles Ng.

Paranormal Podcast: 2016 Predictions

Psychic Elizabeth Joyce joins us to talk about what she sees in 2016 plus we discuss chakras.

The Paracast: January 10th, 2016

When it comes to UFO researchers, Chris Rutkowski is a class act. He returns to The Paracast for a 2015 UFO sighting update, his reaction to Hilary Clinton’s promise to look into UFOs, the “new” Ufology and other hot topics in the field. We also focus on pop culture and sci-fi.

Expanded Perspectives: The Battle of Los Angeles

On this episode of Expanded Perspectives the guys talk about the giant squid, rarely seen outside of deep waters, that was filmed swimming near a pier in central Japan. Next, the Great Barrier Reef will have a robotic protector beginning this winter. The underwater autonomous vehicle is programmed to patrol the massive living structure in search of destructive crown-of-thorns starfish, which it then kills by lethal injection. Then, they talk about how a 10-year-old child reportedly saw a dinosaur-like bird in New Mirpur City. Finally, they bring up how small-scale Mexican marijuana farmers say the loosening of marijuana laws across the U.S. has increased competition from growers north of the border and could put them out of business. After the break Kyle presents the interesting possible UFO case know as “The Battle of Los Angeles”.


Editor’s Note:

Well, as I should have expected, some shithead tried to hack the new email account. I have that on lock, though, so no harm was done. To the anon that tried, I have this to say: Do you have nothing better to do with your time, energy, and life, except try to ruin someone else’s day? Couldn’t you be painting, or building something, or even just sitting on your ass and playing a video game? What is your motivation? I’m genuinely interested.

MothDan posted a new episode of his “Podcast” on Youtube. His thread has come and gone, but you can find the archive at and the episode at . Good work as always, and he name drops me for some reason. That’s alright by me. I’m loathe to tripfag outside of the magazine, but if we’re ever going to have good content on /x/, we need to keep supporting the good threads and letting the bad threads die.

I’ll leave you all with a quote.

There is no harm in doubt and skepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made. ~Richard Feynman

Until Next Time


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