Issue One

Welcome to the Inaugural Edition of The /x/ Files, the new weekly digest for 4chan’s Paranormal board. Every Sunday, we will be taking a quick snapshot of the mysterious world around us and bringing it to the board, in the interests of discussion and improving the general state of /x/. I am your Editor, the anonymous creator of this idea and collector of the news that will be following below. In the interests of legitimacy, I will be using a secure tripcode to post the thread; once the posts are completed, I will take the tripcode off and return to my anonymity, just to put aside the fears of any of you faggots who think I’m gonna be tripfagging all over the thread.

Table of Contents:

1: Paranormal News of the Week
2: Radio Show Roundup
3: Paranormal Podcasts
4: Editor’s Note


Paranormal News of the Week

King Tut’s tomb yields possible hidden room

First put forward by British archaeologist Nicholas Reeves, the idea that there could be a hidden chamber somewhere within the tomb of King Tutankhamen has been gaining a significant amount of interest in recent months.

Last month the Egyptian Antiquities Ministry finally authorized the use of scanning equipment within the tomb to look for evidence of hidden rooms and now, following initial infrared scans of the burial chamber, archaeologists believe that they might have actually found something.

Minister of Antiquities Mandouh el-Damaty has revealed that part of the tomb’s northern wall appears to exhibit a different temperature to the rest of the tomb – a discrepancy which could indicate the presence of a hidden chamber that has been sealed away since antiquity.

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Newly discovered SOS distress telegram from Titanic proves owners knew ship was in distress and sinking

White Star Line, owners of the Titanic ship, have long refuted hearing anything from the sinking Titanic on the day it sank. In fact, Philip Franklin, the head of White Star Line, swore an oath to a US Congressional hearing swearing he had not received any word from the ship after it struck an iceberg that drove it to the bottom of the North Atlantic Ocean claiming the lives of 1,523 passengers and crew. Today a distress telegram from the Titanic has been revealed. The desperate message, sent via communications company Western Union, reads:

“To Mr. P.A. Franklin, White Star Steamship Co. 9 Broadway, NYC. CQD, CQD SOS SOS= From MGY (RMS Titanic). We have struck iceberg. Sinking fast. Come to our assistance. Position: Lat 41.46 N. Lon 50.14 W. MGY.”

The historic document has been unknown for 103 years until it was listed for auction by a seller who inherited it from his cousin (a collector of antique radio and telegraphic equipment). The documentation that came with the telegram only goes back 20 years; it was found in an envelope from 1988 bearing the written message: “This is 86 years old.” Heritage Auctions has verified the authenticity of the document.

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Indonesia to use crocodiles as prison guards

Not content with the potential for death row drug inmates to escape by bribing the guards, Indonesia’s anti-drugs agency has put forward plans to build a radical new type of prison.

Unlike conventional jails however, this one will be replacing human guards with crocodiles.

“We will place as many crocodiles as we can there,” said anti-drugs chief Budi Waseso who plans to scour the archipelago for the reptiles. “I will search for the most ferocious type of crocodile.”

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Man films the ground ‘breathing in and out’

Filmed on a mobile phone by Brian Nuttall at Apple River in Nova Scotia, the strange phenomenon creates the impression that the forest is ‘breathing’ in and out in an eerily rhythmic manner.

The footage has been viewed over three million times since appearing on social media and has been described as “creepy and scary” with some users unwilling to even watch to the end.


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40 school kids collapse due to mass hysteria

A bizarre wave of anxiety caused several dozen pupils at a school in North Yorkshire to fall unconscious. The incident, which occurred at Outwood academy in Ripon, made headline news after reports suggested that chemical fumes or a gas leak might have been making the students ill.

When fire crews and specialist hazardous substance teams attended the scene however it was quickly determined that no noxious chemicals were present and that the children had instead suffered a ‘ripple effect’ of nausea and faintness.

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Most distant object in our solar system found

Astronomers have discovered a dwarf planet located three times further away from the sun than Pluto. Known as V774104, this tiny world exists at the very edge of our solar system where it lurks in the cold and darkness over 100 times further out than the distance from the Earth to the sun.

It was picked up back in October by astronomer Scott Sheppard and his colleagues who were utilizing the Subaru telescope in Hawaii to search for distant objects orbiting the sun.

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NASA confirms that the ‘impossible’ EmDrive thruster really works, after new tests

Isaac Newton should be sweating.

Flying in the face of traditional laws of physics, the EmDrive makes use of a magnetron and microwaves to create a propellant-less propulsion system. By pushing microwaves into a closed, truncated cone and back towards the small end of said cone, the drive creates the momentum and force necessary to propel a craft forward. Because the system is a reaction-less drive, it goes against humankind’s fundamental comprehension of physics, hence its controversial nature. Despite all the reasons it shouldn’t work, it does. And NASA just confirmed it.

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Half of world’s rare antelope population died within weeks

Scientists are struggling to explain the mass die-off of at least 150,000 endangered saiga antelopes in Kazakhstan during a two week period earlier this year. Known for their distinctive cylindrical snout, bulging eyes and curled horns as well as their ability to survive dramatic changes in temperature, the animals are one of the most endangered species on the planet. Before the most recent die-off, the estimated population was between 250,000 and 320,000. The die-off has only occurred in the plains of Kazakhstan, where 90% of the global population resides.

“This is not really normal for a biological system. It’s bizarre, extremely rare and doesn’t make a lot of sense. Usually in a system, a proportion die and get sick,” said Professor Richard Kock from the Royal Veterinary College at the University of London.

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Haunted Former Mental Asylum For Sale in Michigan

The real estate listing for the Eloise Complex in Westland, Michigan, mentions that it backs up to an 18-hole championship golf course but not that golfers might find their backswing interrupted by the moans and screams of the ghosts of former patients of this one-time mental hospital.

As with many facilities from the 1800s that housed the poor, the sick and the mentally ill, many people were abandoned there, lived in pain and destitution and died horrible deaths alone, only to be buried in unmarked graves in the Eloise Cemetery.

For a mere $1.5 million, you can own the five-story, 150,000-square-foot main building and 50 acres of “Beautiful land with almost a half mile of frontage along Michigan Avenue.”

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Just for Fun: Meteorite Vodka

The recently launched Outer Space Vodka is a neutral multi-distilled spirit made from midwest American grain that claims to have been filtered through “meteorites more than 4 billion years old” and is “best enjoyed by earthlings when released from a cryogenic freezer.” Whether that statement is true or not, Outer Space Vodka does come in a really cool alien head bottle that is made from thick green glass and is a neat standout object amongst all the tall bottles on a bar.

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Radio Show Roundup

Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

Monday: Plane Crashes/Psychic Skills

In the first half, writer and producer Jack Cashill discussed how various political agendas have corrupted the way airline crashes are covered in the media. In the latter half, remote viewing instructor Paul Smith shared insights into the nature of psychic skills.

Tuesday: Lost Civilization Evidence

Adventurer, author, and investigator Graham Hancock discussed his research into an advanced civilization that he believes was wiped out by a series of global cataclysms more than 12,000 years ago.

Wednesday: Veterans’ Challenges/Mind Powers

In the first half of the program, author and hospice volunteer Dannion Brinkley honored our veterans by discussing some of the challenges they face. In the latter half, neuroscientist Marjorie Hines Woollacott discussed why she now believes human consciousness goes beyond purely the physical, and that we are spiritual beings who possess an infinitely powerful mind.

Thursday: More Mysterious Disappearances

With undergraduate and graduate degrees from the University of San Francisco, David Paulides has worked in law enforcement in the San Francisco Bay Area. He has become an expert on the disproportionate number of mysterious disappearances happening in our national parks, and discussed the most recent hair-raising cases and the patterns which appear with most of them.

Friday: Occult Mysteries/Open Lines

In the first half of the show, alternative history and occult expert Tracy Twyman joined guest host Jimmy Church (filling in for George) to discuss the origins of Friday the 13th and its relationship with the Knights Templar. Open Lines followed.

Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell

Monday: Ralph Sarchie – Demonology

A retired NYPD Sargent, Ralph Sarchie worked out of the 46th Precinct in New York’s South Bronx. But it is his other job that he calls “The Work”: investigating cases of demonic possession and assisting in the exorcisms of humanity’s most ancient, and most dangerous, foes.

Tuesday: Jim Elvidge – Digital Simulated Reality

Jim Elvidge holds a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering from Cornell University. He has applied his training in the high-tech world as a leader in technology. He also holds 4 patents in digital signal processing and has written articles for publications as diverse as Monitoring Times and the IEEE Transactions on Geoscience.

Wednesday: Warren Faidley – Storm Chasing

Warren Faidley was the first person to pursue severe weather and natural disasters in full-time capacity, as a journalist, consultant, cinematographer, and photographer. He has been labeled as “Americas Top Storm Chaser” and “America’s Storm Survival Expert” by multiple media outlets.

Thursday: Dr. Gillian Holloway – Lucid Dreaming

Dr. Gillian Holloway has been on the faculty of Marylhurst University in Portland Oregon for 21 years, and is dedicated to making dreams more accessible to everyone. Her research into the meaning of dreams is known internationally and she is the author of four books on working with dream messages to change our lives.

Friday: Rick Hahn/John Batchelor – Terror in Paris

Art discusses with Rick and John the events in Paris and what this means for us. Richard S. Hahn is President of R. Hahn & Company, Inc. a security consulting and investigative company specializing in counter-terrorism and homeland security. On September 12, 2001, WABC-AM in New York City recruited John Batchelor to go on the air until Osama bin Laden was either killed or captured. John has been on ever since, offering insightful commentary.

The Other Side of Midnight with Richard Hoagland

Monday: Oberon Zell

Oberon Zell is a renowned Wizard and elder in the worldwide magickal community, and Founder and Headmaster of the only online secular school of magick: the Grey School of Wizardry. In 1962, Oberon co-founded the Church of All Worlds, the first legally-recognized Pagan church with a futuristic vision, and he has been involved in the founding of several other major groups and alliances.

Tuesday: Open Lines

Wednesday: Robert Radler

Robert Radler is a producer, director and writer in television and films. His feature film “SS United States: Made In America,” was the sequel to the acclaimed Public Television special about the plight of the SS United States, “Lady In Waiting.”

Thursday: Mike Edmunds (Rebroadcast)

Mike Edmunds is Emeritus Professor of Astrophysics at Cardiff University and former Head of the School of Physics and Astronomy.

Friday: Mark Ebner

Mark Ebner is an award winning journalist and New York Times Bestselling author, specializing in true crime. Notable achievements include going undercover to expose the cult of Scientology; embedding with the KKK and the anti-immigration outfit, The Minutemen; finding a missing porn star, AND the first independent journalist to cover Bill Cosby rape allegations in 2005.


Paranormal Podcasts

Last Podcast on the Left: H.H. Holmes Part I: The Horrid Meat

It’s H.H. Holmes, America’s first urban serial killer on the 200th episode of the Last Podcast On The Left! Join us as we cover the transitionary hellhole that was America in the late 1800s and how H.H. Holmes, one of the most well-rounded psychopaths in modern history, was perfectly suited to rack up a body count of no less than 9 and no more than 200.


Paranormal Podcast: Walking Among Us

Dr. David Jacobs joins us to discuss his theory that aliens are walking among us and have a plan to control humanity.


The Paracast: November 15th, 2015

We cover the forthcoming UFODATA project that is designed to create a worldwide network of surveillance stations that would be designed to detect possible UFO activity. You can read more information on the project in an article published by The Huffington Post: (Very) Local SETI: The Launch of a New UFO Science, Our guests include Mark Rodeghier, Ph.D., the scientific director and president of the J. Allen Hynek Center for UFO Studies and Leslie Kean, an investigative journalist and author of UFOs: Generals, Pilots and Government Officials Go On the Record. We’ll also cover Chris O’Brien’s San Luis Valley Camera Project.


Mysterious Universe: 14.19

With time travel in the headlines this week we examine the Trans Dimensional Resonator device, future visions of killer nano-bots, and the magic lucky cactus.
We then entertain extreme experiences of Shamanism with ‘Cave and the Cosmos’, mediumship in Iceland, and the case of the mystical monk of Best Buy.



Editor’s Note

I want to extend a thank you to the community on the Paranormal board here on 4chan. I’ve been lurking here since 2008, and while it isn’t my home board anymore, it still holds a special place in my heart, and is in the top five boards I frequent on here. We can kill the cancer, /x/, if we work together.

As I said in my initial post a week ago, I’m open to suggestions as to what content you’d like to see included each week. I was considering the possibility of including horror film/tv news, and possibly horror video game stuff as well. What would you like to see? What could I improve? Is there room for contributions from other Anons? This is a labor of love, but it’s one that requires perserverence to keep doing, week in and week out. I hope I have that, /x/. You’re worth the effort.


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